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57. KRULIK, GERALD, Are You A Bromeliad Stamp Collector?, PUP TALK (Saddleback Valley
Bromeliad Society), 16(1), p. 7-8 , January, 2009

Are You A Bromeliad Stamp Collector or a Bromeliad Grower?

By Jerry Krulik

Stamp collecting and Bromeliad collecting are two different hobbies, but they have lots in
common. I like to think that Bromeliad cultivation is the higher of the two pursuits. Here are some
of the similarities.

Stamp collectors often start with a general stamp album, with all countries just showing blank
pictures of the stamps to be filled in with real stamps. Bromeliad collectors usually start with an
uncluttered garden landscape, maybe filled with weeds such as cacti or orchids, in which they
initially put a plant of every Bromeliad they see and can acquire.

When I was young, I tried to get at least one stamp from every recognized country. Some
collectors try to get at least one of every Bromeliad genus.

Stamp collectors pour over their catalogs of world stamps and of specialized catalogs such as US
stamps. Bromeliad collectors study the tomes such as Rauh’s encyclopediac book, Bromeliads,
and specialized ones such as Bromeliaceae of Venezuela.

Stamp collectors have conventions, buy stamps at auctions and on-line and from catalogs.
Bromeliad collectors, ditto.

Stamp collectors often specialize in some topic, such as flowers on stamps, or animals or
landscapes or famous people. Bromeliad collectors often do the same, collecting say grey-leaved
Tillandsias or Vriesia hybrids or Neo cultivars.

Stamp collectors often try to amass first day covers—ie, stamps are issued in certain cities, and
they want letters with a special postmark for that stamp on the issuing day in that city. Bromeliad
collectors may try to collect cuts from the type specimen or from the type locality.

Of course, there are several differences.

Stamp collections take up little space. Bromeliad collections take up all space available.

Stamp collections do not take any special care, just lock them up. Bromeliad collections are
unendingly needy of care.

Stamp collections are static. If you stop collecting, ten years from now the stamps will still be the
same as when you put them away. Bromeliad collections are dynamic. Next month’s collection will
not be the same as this month’s. No matter how much you prune or fuss, you WILL have more
biomass next month.

Stamp collection is basically solitary. You buy stamps, you look at them, you put them away.
Occasionally you let someone else admire them. Bromeliad collecting is a much more lively
pursuit. Anyone who passes by, can see the superior and skilled gardening abilities of the
Bromeliad collector. Flowers come and go, birds and bugs and stray dogs check out the plants,
and unwary visitors leave laden with excess cuttings.

Stamp collectors sometimes amass much specialized knowledge of their favorite stamps, such as
the catalog value of errors, imperforate stamps, rarity of certain items, etc. This may give a certain
pleasure, but has little direct effect on the collection. The depth of the pocketbook has the most
primary effect on the mass of stamps amassed.

Bromeliad collectors, like it or not, acquire much practical specialized knowledge. Even if you
think that you don’t really know much about them, you do know quite a bit about potting, flowering,
placement in sun or shade, pruning, watering, fertilizing, and how to take cuttings. If you don’t
believe this, trust your collection to someone who also grows plants, but not Bromeliads, while
you go on a much –needed long vacation. I did, using an experienced orchid collector, and was
amazed at how many dead plants there were after a month away. Most of us get much pleasure in
showing off a particularly well-grown specimen to our peers at Bromeliad meetings, and basking in
their appreciation and envy. This is one hobby where money can get you started, but you need
skill to really succeed at it!

Successful growers are also generous. Few amateurs have a retail outlet available for disposal of
their excess plants. Almost without exception, every gardener I have known is eager to promote
their hobby, and secondarily to free up some space for more plants. They are free with advice and
encouragement, and most rivalries are pretty friendly. Surely there is no better hobby than to be a
Bromeliad Grower?


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58. KRULIK, GERALD, (Jerry Krulik)
Ask Jerry: Conundrums Clarified for the Courteous Chlorophyllophile (Gardener) Part 7, PUP TALK
(Saddleback Valley Bromeliad Society), 16(1), p. 4, January, 2009.



Dear Dr Spanish Moss,

I noted that our clumps were really messed up by the recent rains and wind -- lots of self pruning.  
What is the best way to handle the new clumps:
1.  Add them to the existing clump, or
2.  let the existing clumps refill in and use the new clumps to start new ones?

Flummoxed in Fallbrook

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Dear Flummoxed

I believe in spreading the cheer around. If pieces fell off, the clumps needed thinning anyway.

I have been experimenting with the growth of T. usneoides on portable growing platforms, i.e., on
my chin and my increasingly large forehead. The top growth benefits from exposure to rain, wind,
and the reflected light from underneath. The chin growth is much faster, as it absorbs water from
the soup and miscellaneous nutrients from the dinner crumbs, though sometimes the ants remove
them if I fall asleep on the couch.

But I have not mentioned the best benefit. As you may have noticed, my wife is somewhat of a
fashion designer while I am more of a Spanish Moss covered couch potato. She has seized on the
opportunity presented by these random clumps of Spanish Moss, to dress me to fit her styles. Not
only does she dye living clumps of T. usneoides with attractive colors, she uses these to mix and
match with her clothing. So, I may look like Santa Claus when she dresses in while, and Lucifer
when she is in red. (I have not asked her if she is just matching my mood) Plus,
some days I have a neat goatee and / or mustache, while other times if my shirt is bulging, she fits
me with a long wide beard (Beardeliad? Beardandsia?). Double sticky tape holds the dyed Spanish
Moss fast, and then I freshen my wardrobe by sticking the taped pieces up on our porch.

She is continually refining her techniques. Recently I found that she was dying the finest, thinnest
form of T.usneoides for my hair and the coarsest, thickest form for my face. Then I happened to
notice that she began using the curly form of Spanish Moss, which I think blends in better with the
remnants of my original hair.

Bet you thought I couldn't find any more growing space at my house!
Jerry
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